SONIC: (falls over) Whoa. I didn't realize Amy was so hot. (Nose starts to bleed.) I think my nose is bleeding. DAN: (hands Sonic a tissue) Congradulations, Sonic. Welcome to the family. SONIC: (holds tissue to his nose) What family? DAN: The family of people who think Amy Rose is hot. SONIC: All right. AMY: (blushes) Whoa Dan I didn't know you thought I was hot! DAN: You are. Very. Hot. I seriously want to see you nude. SONIC: That's it, you're dead! DAN: Oh s**t! AMY: SONIKuu! He has a right to think I'm hot! SONIC: She's mine! Mine, I tell you!
FIVE MINUTES LATER... (Dan is hiding in a pool and Sonic finds him.) DAN: Haha! I'm in a pool now, so you can't catch me! (Takes a bite out of a piece of toast.) SONIC: Well, I'm going to steal your toast now. (Steals Dan's toast.) DAN: HEY! GIMME BACK MY TOAST!!! SONIC: You're going to have to get out of the pool to get your toast back! DAN: SONIC: OMGZ YOU AREN'T WEARING A SWIMSUIT ARE YOU?! DAN: Yup, I'm nude. I like to hang out with my wang out, dude! NOW GIMME BACK MY TOAT! AMY: (runs up to Sonic) Sonic, give Dan his toast back! SONIC: Uh-uh! I'm gonna eat your toast! (Runs away.) DAN: Well, it looks like I'm going to have to get out of the pool and chase Sonic, and I'm nude, and that will be weird, so Amy... Do me a favor and nude up. AMY: WTF DAN: Wat?! It will be less weird for me! AMY: Well, I guess you're right. (Takes off swimsuit.) DAN: APRIL FOOLS! (Gets out of pool, he is wearing swim trunks.) I'm wearing swim trunks! AMY: Well, this situation couldn't get less awkward. DAN: Hey Sonic! AMY'S NUDE! SONIC: (runs up to Amy with camera) Gigity-gigity-gigity-gigity-let's have sex! (Starts taking pictures of Amy nude.)
THE NEXT DAY... DAN: It's too bad that Amy broke up with you. SONIC: I know, but at least I have these pictures of her. DAN: (grabs pictures) Hey, Sonic! If you flip these pictures really fast, it will look like a movie! SONIC: Ah sweet, man!