One Sophisticated Night

So then said "DRAW ME SONIC AND TAILS READING THE ARTICLES IN PLAYBOY MAGAZINES. OLD PLAYBOYS, FROM LIKE…THE SEVENTIES. WHILE WEARING HATS AND MONOCOLES AND FAKE STACHES AND …YEAH. THAT SOUNDS GOOD. CUZ SONIC HAS THOSE MAGS STASHED UNDER HIS BED YO."

You can't tell but they're reading the articles SSSHHHH totally advice columns. Because I hear they have them.

_{If the girls on the covers look anything like an existing fan character, it is completely unintentional.}